Not how I like to wake up on my day to sleep in!

So, I'm sleeping merrily when a knock comes on my door. I get up, look out the peephole in confusion (who the hell visits us that still knocks and doesn't just come in?) and see two women I've never seen before in my life. So all I can say, "give me a minute" and went to put on pants.

I come back, open the door, and am now staring at a badge. And RCMP badge. And all my foggy mind and face still with pillow marks on it can say is, "ummm.... hello?"

God damn it Ben! If you get deported, you're still paying rent! What did you do this time!