Happy Singles Awareness Day!

The title of the post is quoting Asher with whom I toil away for the Starbucks Corporation and who was suffering from a concussion earned in Hockey yesterday. Goaltenders unite!.

Anyways. Emily's Livejournal has a quiz that defines your name as it would appear in a dictionary entry pertaining to you. Cool! I like strange quiz things for your blog.

Here's my issue. It's not consistant. Every single time I got a different entry (the first redo was simply by accident, the rest were intentional after spotting the discrepancy.

The definitions were as follows (and I wish I were making these up):

Smells like teen spirit.
A person who falls into an outhouse and dies.
Someone who is always high.
A master blogger.
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever.
A lewd street performer.
Banshee-like.
A person who is a master of making ravioli.
Similar to butter in texture and appearance.

And MY personal favorite:

Jason Remington Christopher R@#$%^*; [adjective]: Full of bees Which randomized entry will you be!

Yep. Full of the bees be I. Check it out, worth a chuckle. I was kind of disappointed as Emily's actually describes her.

The Olympics are on! Watch them! Or go on a plutonic date with another single person. Or go on a not so plutonic date with them, it's your choice!

And Craig for the love of your Starfox ceiling mobile, UPDATE ALREADY!


Make it Count - Tim.