Yo! Thug it out yo!

Yo dog, this is dj jazzy deejay with the lowdown from the beantown...

Sorry, that slipped out. I went to the mall today and had too much exposure to people being assholes for no reason other then to be piggish assholes. DO SOMETHING ELSE! I mean, if your feeling aggressive, don't go to the mall and pick fights with security guards, go paintballing or something. It'll hurt less. You are what we classify as someone who has NO LIFE! That's not a completely fair statement since some of them are decent upstanding people who don't leer and grab at womens rear ends when they walk by. I'm sure they were shopping for presents, or in for a quick jaunt. But when you stand there and swear at girls who don't accept your invitation for a blow job in the middle of the mall, well you're right up there with people who suck. It's unneccessary and trust me when it doesn't work. Better yet. Trust your own damn experience. Has grabbing your crotch while decked out in phat farm clothes and shacking it and your bling-bling (I can use it, it's a word) at a girl EVER worked? You are not cool for doing so, your friends are not cool either. And if it ever does work, just remember that it did and that there are tons of guys in the mall doing the same thing so... have fun with the STD's there buddy.

So, almost all done with the shopping. Going to go to the palace of joy that is Romano's Macaroni Grille. See my previous post on this blissful human creation for details as to why my mouth is watering non-stop right now.

To quote Alex, who is a might bit bitter from his own jaunt to the mall "Merry Effin' Christmas!!!"

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