Red Feathery Pens

I am so tired. So why can't I get to sleep!

The Crucible. Good show. But dear sweet Jesus what did Arthur Miller have against Actors! The man HATES THEM!? The scenes are long. Very long. He just refused to put curtains into the show. So what does this mean for me?

I get to stand carrying an awkward box and pretend to write with a red feather pen for a very long time. It wears. The only real consolation?

Its a bitchin' pen.

Why oh why didn't I bring one of these things with me to write a test when I was in high school!