My mornings are always interesting when I work on Saturdays.

Me:   Oh jeez... what are you looking at...

Coworker Dara: Drag Queens ha ha ha! There's no better way to start your morning than drag-queens!

Me:   That's... not entirely true.

Coworker Dara: Ha ha ha! Yes!

Me:   Can I quote you on that?

Coworker Dara: Yes.

I love that "normal" is pretty much empty of substantive meaning now when it comes to the people around me. So much more fun this way.

Yes I remember I have this blog. Yes I don't update it very frequently. Mostly because my life is pretty packed full of less exciting things.

In other news; 
I asked a girl to marry me, and for some reason that I'm not sure I'll ever be able to fathom, she said yes.

Super fucking pumped about that. Like this pumped ->